"Your lawn will be mine!" - Oh no, what has happened here? One moment the professor and his lab assistant were calmly preparing for an experiment to "widen the boundaries of human knowledge concerning the inner physiologic nature of the exomorph", and the next thing you know is a poor lab assistant alone in a terrible situation - which is recorded by a security camera, to make things worse!

On a second note, I'd like to thank everybody who made it possible for each of the first three AGS games I have been working on to be nominated in at least one category on the AGS awards. I win already!

Now if any of them gets an award, I'll post pictures of myself shouting "Heave-Ho" and steering my Midi oxen to the land of the free.

Of course, every vacuum sucks - but actually this Vacuum doesn't suck at all, I just wrote it for the sake of the pun and a punchy headline (for the heady punchline, please go on reading). The Vacuum by David Proctor is a classical futuristic teenage mystery story, featuring a phenomenally inexpensive, but nonetheless carefully arranged, soundtrack by yours truly, the editor himself, me.